Some escorts like this one who been texting me go too far. You cant sell to the person who feels like he’s been riped off. Maybe she knows how to suck but thats all. Her rate was ridiculous $225 per hour thats too expensive for almost below average looking bitch. She shouldnt even be calling herself an escort…
After a few weeks when I already forgot about awful her she calls me. Of course I dont answer the phone. Then she texts me:
Hey sweetie it’s laila. How have you been? It makes me laugh cause thats just so fake and obvious what she wants, so I text her back:
Hey sweetie. What do you want? I hope you wont tell me that you are pregnant cusz its impossible. So we start texting back and forward:
Escort: No hun I’m not pregnant lol I just wanted to check on you and say hi. The last time we spoke you weren’t a happy camper so I just wanted to make sure you’re ok that’s all. (Yeah bitch I believe in you!)
Me: I believe in you so sooo much (I think it’s time to be sarcastic)
Escort: That’s good. I am glad to hear that and I am also here for you if you ever need to talk. (Ok. I feel like talking to the automated voice machine or maybe shes just fucking stupid)
Me: You sound like a broken radio. Stop being fukin high. ( I mean wtf I supposed to say?)
Escort: Excuse me? I am not high at all honey. I am just trying to be there for you as a friend but I am sorry if you cant appreciate that. (OMG i paid you so there would be no drama don’t you remember?) Continue reading…
If you’re going to deal with a Chicago Escort Agency, wouldn’t you go for the most respected one in the industry? Sure you would. Never settle for anything less than you deserve. And as a client, you should seek the services of the best agency escort in Chicago. Any other agency won’t do.
However, there are quite a good number of escort agencies operating in the city. But only a handful of them can really deliver exceptional service at all times. When seeking the help of a Chicago escort agency for your companionship needs, be sure that you put on a big weight on honest service. Continue reading…
There are a lot of reasons why men go out on a date. The most common of which is for comfort and companionship. Going through blind dates were very popular before. But the practice is almost long forgotten now. And that’s because there is always a Chicago escort willing to take your call.
If you only want companionship, you don’t really have to go through the usual hassles of wooing a girl to be your date. Why bother yourself with all the possible rejection when you can simply pick up the phone and be with a pretty Chicago escort in an instant? Continue reading…
We cant afford not to tell you about 90 Minute escort agency. They have some of the hottest London escorts. Yeah we know, unluckily those hot cupcakes are located in London. If you are willing to travel we recommend you to book one of those babes now.
Lets take a deeper look at those escorts and what they can do for us besides sucking off our pipes… The agency itself claims that they provide services with style, all we have to do is describe our dream date and they will do a free match. So whats your dream date? We not sure if you have ever heard of the small country in Europe called Lithuania, but from the personal experience here at SplashyXxX we know that this country has one of the hottest girls in the world. Just take a look at her, don’t you think that she is one of the Londons hottest escorts? She is not only good looking but at the same time she is sure to blow your brains out. Here what one of her clients have said about her
My god, the most beautiful girl I have ever had s** with! Mind blowing. All positions. Will visit again!
The other escorts have very similar reviews which means that most likely you will not be disappointed so let us know how everything went if you will ever get a chance to spent some time with one of those babes.
As summer goes on and airfares get cheaper even thought we are located in Chicago we still have to write about London because it is blessed with one of the hottest escorts in Europe.
When it comes to escorts we all agree that you cant be too picky since there is some good cash involved. We want everything we can possible get, there is no reason to be shy with escorts, especially with those babies in London! But what to do if you just a simple tourist like me and have no idea where to look for them? Thanks to the internet, you can book them before you even get to London.
SplashyXxX did a research for you and here are our results:
Top London Escorts and websites where you can find them
#1 London Escorts site. Berkley Girls is trusted London’s escort agency with the hottest babies you will ever get to see in your entire life. Since its an agency you can expect a variety of escorts and high quality service.
#2 London Escorts site. Another great escort agency with many European babies that are ready to make your nigh unforgettable. They also have many new girls added regulary which is great for those who are extremely picky!
#3 Place on internet to look for Escorts in London. Its a directory so you can be sure that you will find the hottest independent escorts as well as agencies. Continue reading…
Sometimes you feel so horny that you need to fuck someone now and I mean it right now! or you just feel like you will go out of your mind. Thats where escorts come in. If you do a Google search “Chicago escorts” you will see that the websites you get are very confusing and usually they dont have much info besides overbooked Escorts that will take you up to one week to see because you will need to make an appointment with them…
I will show you how to get results you want instantly, which are to put your cock in her mouth and make her do things that your gilfriend would never agree to do. Continue reading…
