Conversation with the escort
- August 2nd, 2009
- Posted in Chicago Escorts
Some escorts like this one who been texting me go too far. You cant sell to the person who feels like he’s been riped off. Maybe she knows how to suck but thats all. Her rate was ridiculous $225 per hour thats too expensive for almost below average looking bitch. She shouldnt even be calling herself an escort…
After a few weeks when I already forgot about awful her she calls me. Of course I dont answer the phone. Then she texts me:
Hey sweetie it’s laila. How have you been? It makes me laugh cause thats just so fake and obvious what she wants, so I text her back:
Hey sweetie. What do you want? I hope you wont tell me that you are pregnant cusz its impossible. So we start texting back and forward:
Escort: No hun I’m not pregnant lol I just wanted to check on you and say hi. The last time we spoke you weren’t a happy camper so I just wanted to make sure you’re ok that’s all. (Yeah bitch I believe in you!)
Me: I believe in you so sooo much (I think it’s time to be sarcastic)
Escort: That’s good. I am glad to hear that and I am also here for you if you ever need to talk. (Ok. I feel like talking to the automated voice machine or maybe shes just fucking stupid)
Me: You sound like a broken radio. Stop being fukin high. ( I mean wtf I supposed to say?)
Escort: Excuse me? I am not high at all honey. I am just trying to be there for you as a friend but I am sorry if you cant appreciate that. (OMG i paid you so there would be no drama don’t you remember?)
Me: Doeas that mean I can use you in any way that I can think of?
Escort: If you are polite and respectful maybe
Me: 1. I am the one who creates rules 2. That was yes or no question 3.If you think that I will pay for sex you are waisting mine and your time. (lol)
Escort: Well than I would appreciate if you lose my number as I will do the same for yours. I never ask ANYONE to pay me for sex because I am not about that.
Me: Does that mean I can have my money back? LMAO
Escort: (she never wrote me back loool, finally!)
